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So I stole me a meme!

Comment, and I'll do an insta-drabble ficlet thing, prompted from whatever icon you use.
Or if you don't have an icon for what you want just give me a random prompt. :p


Please be gentle people of the flist. I haven't done one of these in a while for forgive me if I'm slowish. XD

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Date: 2009-04-28 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharmavati.livejournal.com
GO FOR IT! :D

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Date: 2009-04-28 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littleduchess.livejournal.com
mmm... good luck with this one!

(hope you're feeling better)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
Feuervogel holding a kitten was a peculiar juxtaposition any way that Reggie looked at it.

Short orange tabby fur contrasted against a black t-shirt, dark shaggy hair and glassy red eyes. Something so young next to a man new in years but ancient in soul. Tiny clumsy body cradled in broad skillful hands...

He held the kitten almost roughly, with the air of a man full of affection that needed a course of expression that would carefully retain his masculine pride. Fawning over kittens wasn't really 'macho' but if you did it in the right way, with strokes and scratches just a bit more firm or brief, somehow that lessened the femininity of it.

He handed the kitten back over to Reggie after a time, serious but smiling ever so slightly.

"Thank you, she's very cute."

Reggie thought that was good enough.

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Date: 2009-04-28 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quipquipquip.livejournal.com
You should have seen this one coming.

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Date: 2009-04-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
*cackles madly* Oh Kitty, I so should have seen it coming yes! XD

Toni's eyebrows were doing that... thing. The thing where one of them kept going up and up in horror and the other one kept squinching down and down in rage. Her mouth was screwed into a furious twist, made all the more noticeable and unflattering for her coral lipstick. She was still in her business clothes - blazer and skirt, five inch heels, fresh from the middle of an important board meeting.

The panda sitting on her desk - wearing a stretched out blue cowl on it's round fuzzy head - just stared back at her for a second, then resumed munching on her decorative bamboo planter. The rest of the Captain America costume fit him really badly too.

Peter shuffled his feet.

"So... Avengers got called to a scene this morning and-"

"WHY IS THERE A PANDA, PETER?!!"

An angered Natasha Stark had two main settings - 'mama bear' or 'rattlesnake' - and a third easter-eggy sort of setting which Peter was currently seeing, affectionately titled 'Tasmanian devil'. The last time she'd been this upset Jamie had been sent home from pre-school with his fist trapped in a hunk of concrete the size of a small dog.

"THERE IS A PANDA ON MY DESK AND WHY IS HE IN STEVE'S COSTUME AND - OH MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME THAT THAT PANDA IS NOT MY HUSBAND, PETER!"

Steve-Panda just munched some more of the planter, and Peter shrank from Toni's withering gaze, scratching his ear through his Spider-Man mask. How the hell did he always get stuck giving Toni horrible news? Damn Nick Fury and his rock-paper-scissors prowess!

"There were magic users Toni..."

"I FUCKING HATE MAGIC, PETER!"

"I know, I know. Er, the guy who did it escaped but I'm sure we can find someone who can change Steve back. It'll be okay."

Toni made a strangled little squeaking noise like someone had just gut-punched a flute-player mid solo and proceeded into an all-new Angry!Toni easter-egg mode; flailing her arms and making noises of incoherent rage.

In response, the giant Steve panda leaned over on the desk, sniffed her hair, and then licked her.

Toni fell still. Part of her bangs were now wet and sticking straight up. Peter struggled not to laugh.

Finally she sighed.

"......fuck. I'm going to have to get a shipment of bamboo now, aren't I?"

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Date: 2009-04-28 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quipquipquip.livejournal.com
/LOL'D ALL OVER.

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

oh my god poor Pete. This was not in the job description. And Steve is such a HAPPY PANDA.

akdjslfjkfjl this made my morning. ALSO, I love the detail about Jamie putting his fist through concrete ahaha.

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Date: 2009-04-28 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
Of course he's a happy panda. Pandas are a very low-stress animal. For Steve with all the crap Toni puts him through it's like a vacation! XD

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Date: 2009-04-28 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com
oh man oh man oh man how do i pick HOW DO I PICK

uh

uh

uh

/flings an icon
/flees

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Date: 2009-04-28 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
I put up an icon challenge and you give me BANJO HITLER?!

XDDD

I'm gonna need to think about this one! XD

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Date: 2009-04-29 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com
hey

hey

rise to the challenge bb

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Date: 2009-04-29 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantasyecho.livejournal.com
DO IT!!! DO BANJO HITLER!!!!!
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
The distant twang of the banjo rang out through the forest.

All but Hitler failed their fear checks.

The party - previously so galvanized, so well-prepared - scattered like startled birds, screaming and soiling themselves in equal measure amid their retreat. Hitler, undaunted, simply smoothed a comb through his hair and marched onward.

None saw the conflict, indeed neither Bearclaw nor Gordito could pry themselves out of fetal position long enough to try to glance through the trees, but they all heard the ebb and flow of the battle. A terrific roar of glee from the creature and the rumbling purr of 'Aren't you purty?' rebuked by a less-audible laugh and a smattering of German capped off with 'ihre Mamma!'

Crashes, crunches, a final battle cry - "Für das Mutterland!" - and a dying HOWL that shook the ground. Dark Smoke Puncher was forced to use a ninja trick to throw up without taking off his mask.

The Doctor stood again, finally, brushing stray leaves from his coat, his expression set in confidence.

"This is why we brought him." He said to Hortense when she turned her eyes to him questioningly. "This deep into the woods, some things that you encounter can only be defeated by a greater evil."

Hitler emerged from the underbrush, banjo in hand, strumming a victory tune.
From: [identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com
...

...

...

OH

MY

GOD.

ZIPPY.

THIS IS--THIS IS TOO--AMAZING I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT OHHHH MY GOOOOOSH

dude. i was expecting something awesome. i was not expecting to have my sock knocked off and into the washer. /flail /FLAIL

FUR DAS MUTTERLAND AND THE VICTORY TUNE AND THE GREATER EVIL

/FLAILS FOREVER
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
Oh Quark, you and your /FLAIL just make my life! XD

I am glad you so approve.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-04-28 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palmer-kun.livejournal.com
I has an icon

Terrasque - 1, Foursome of Avengers - 0

Date: 2009-05-13 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
"Oooh my god we are going to die."

Tony snorted, "Thanks for the vote of confidence Peter."

"Dude!" Pete glowered at him, somehow affecting a 'don't be stupid Tony' look through his spider mask."You put HOW many laser shots in that thing and it's still getting up?" He spluttered and pointed."And look! Now it's eating Logan! Even after I webbed the bejeezus out of it's jaw! "

"Maybe if it swallows him he can claw it open from the inside. That should kill it right?" Tony muttered, rubbing his armoured chin thoughtfully with armoured fingers.

Steve seemed to perk up at that and cupped his hands around his mouth.

"HEY LOGAN IF IT SWALLOWS YOU TRY TO FIND MY SHIELD IN THERE WOULD YOU?" (Bitch monster ate his vibranium shield! Steve was kinda mad about that.)

There was a faint 'fuck you' in response from up in the Terrasque's mouth, then a crunch as the monster's jaw snapped shut.

"Crap."

"Running time?"

"Running time."

"I fucking hate magic."

Re: Terrasque - 1, Foursome of Avengers - 0

Date: 2009-05-14 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palmer-kun.livejournal.com
Me, Jessi and Diaz all demand MOAR!!!!111one!eleven

And they both say that your icon of the cow with it's head stuck in thwe toy car has to be part of the outcome

Re: Terrasque - 1, Foursome of Avengers - 0

Date: 2009-05-14 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soberloki.livejournal.com
^^ What he says. MOAR. Please.

Also, I need to know how this ends for Logan, 'cause he's made of awesome.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-04-28 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cero-ate.livejournal.com
This one or Image (http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/88158598/9916332/)

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Date: 2009-04-28 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eiko82.livejournal.com
I LOVE the 'what do you do to relax?' icon XD

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Date: 2009-04-30 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com
this comment in conjunction with that icon is as near perfection as icon sentiment gets

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Date: 2009-05-01 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
Aww, Nolan, don't worry. No torture for you, I promise. =D

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Date: 2009-04-28 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eiko82.livejournal.com
Have fun ;-)

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Date: 2009-04-28 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrykun.livejournal.com
Bring it, Canuckistani.

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Date: 2009-04-29 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
"YEAH!"

Tim just stared at the TV in mute shock. How..? What..? He chanced a look over at Rose who was already doing a little victory shimmy in her seat.

"W-we set this bet WEEKS AGO!" he sputtered. "Your powers aren't THAT good! How the hell did you cheat?!"

Rose smirked.

"Sweetie, it's Project Runway not rocket science. Just face it, Leanne was always the best. Now be a good boy and pay up."

Tim sighed.

"Fine, I'll get the handcuffs."

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Date: 2009-04-30 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loquaciousquark.livejournal.com
LEANNE WAS SO PAINFULLY AWESOME

that is all

(no subject)

Date: 2009-04-28 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-small-star.livejournal.com
D: I don't think you're in my icon fandoms.

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Date: 2009-04-28 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklemagpie.livejournal.com
I don't have to be in the fandom your icon is from. I'll write something else inspired by the image if I don't know the fandom - or you can just request something from a fandom we DO share. =D

(Dude, Quark gave me BANJO HITLER, fandom is the smallest part of this challenge.) XD

(no subject)

Date: 2009-04-29 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantasyecho.livejournal.com
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

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